Zombie facts

I have had a fascination with Zombies for many years. I have had recurring dreams of myself fighting the undead. I found this site today and feel justified in my concerns. I could very well be training myself during sleep to fight and lead the resistence to this dread army of the night. Having me as a friend has never been more important. I guarantee your chances of surviving a zombie onslaught are 50% improved with me as your leader. Something to think about when you are deciding on how much to spend come birthday time.

http://www.fvza.org/zscience1.html

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